Are You Stupid or what?

Some common questions thrown to me while @ work

 

• Is this a Skirt/pant?

• Customer: Do you have sizes for this?

      Me: Oh, Its free size

      Customer: Do you have L size for this?

       Me: (*_*”)!!!

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• Customers:Why is there a ribbon on the pants?

     Me: (In My Mind–Why are you born with a pair of eyes, nose and a mouth?)

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• Customer: (In Chinese) How do I walk to the toilet?

      Me: Use your leg to walk there lor =:p

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There’s many rude Singaporeans around

Rude manner encountered 80%

• “(Unfriendly face)Where is the toilet?”
• “Wei, There is no NTUC here ar?”
• No Thank You said if you help them out. They just walk away as if u owe them a living. Anyway, if I told them the directions without getting appreciated, my reply will be:

         “I think you’ve forgotten to say Thank you”

Anyway, that is why many say i’m guailan

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The correct way is :

“(Smiling)Excuse me, May I know where is the washroom please?”

“oh, its over at blah blah blah”

“Thanks for your help. Bye”